Special Offer

Here’s a Google & YouTube advertising agency that guarantees to beat your best campaign by at least 10%, or they’ll pay you…

Dear Friend,

If you’re looking for better advertising, then this is about the best offer you’re going to see…

We guarantee to beat your best ad by at least 10% in a split test.

If we don’t beat your best ad by at least 10%, all the work we’ve done will be absolutely free.  We’ll even go the extra mile and refund half your ad costs, to cover our half of the test.

But, if we do beat your best ad by at least 10%… then you just pay us an agreed upon creative fee. 

And if the results are really good…and we both want to continue working together… we’ll give that money back to you.

Essentially, we’re giving you a chance to try our advertising with zero risk. 

You won’t have to pay a cent for creative, research, or media costs — unless we beat your best ad by at least 10%. Sounds like a win-win, doesn’t it?

Are There Any Catches?

Yes, actually, there are two:

1 – You have to let us create ads that we think will work

Outside of legal and factual approval, we need to keep creative freedom.

Naturally, if an ad isn’t ours — if the words are re-written, the design changed, etc…we can’t guarantee its success.

2 – You must actually need better advertising

If we think your current advertising is already great, we’ll tell you.

We’re not trying to pretend that we’re the only folks around that can create great advertising.

But, if you’re like most companies whose ads don’t live up to their product’s full potential…we feel pretty confident that we can help you.

So maybe, you’d like to know a little more about who we are…

Who is Calvin & Hodges?

Calvin & Hodges is a full-service direct response advertising agency. We’ve got locations in Austin, TX and Charlotte, NC.

We specialize in creating advertising that sells. In the past five years, Calvin & Hodges has been the “secret weapon” for some of the fastest growing companies in America.

And guess what? We’ve recently hired more amazing talent, so now we can offer guaranteed results to even more businesses.

How Can We Guarantee Results?

Great question! We’re willing and able to guarantee results because of our unique approach to advertising.

Honestly, most of the ideas we use aren’t original… but how we execute those ideas seems to be — and the results prove it.

Here’s a brief summary of how we operate:

Advertising is Salesmanship.

Our entire approach is built on the fact that every word, every picture we use…must justify itself in sales.

Now, check this out. Most advertising agencies agree that advertising must sell. But we don’t think that most of them live by that mantra as religiously as we do. And, most agencies would shudder at the thought of guaranteeing their work.

A Good Product is the Foundation.

We believe that great advertising starts with a great product. You can have the best ads in the world, but if your product is no good…it won’t matter. And we won’t sell it for you.

Read that last line again. If you have a great product, here’s what we do:

1 – We take all the data you’ve got. Every testimonial, every quote, every survey, (even the refund reasons), and extract everything we can. We take it apart and examine it under a microscope. We interview your users. We’ll use it ourselves, if we can.

2 – Then we compare it with your competition. Somewhere in this stage, we usually find your unique selling proposition… That one thing that makes your product different.

3 – Once we have this, we put together a campaign and show logically, factually, and visually….why it’s the best product to fill a specific need.

We’ve proven time and time again (with sales results, not likes or shares), that a strong product and good advertising are an almost unbeatable combination.

Top Copywriters & Media Buyers.

We hire the best marketers we can find, and we pay them handsomely. And having been in this game for awhile, we’ve got a pretty good idea of who can cut it, and who can’t.

We’re extremely picky, and take on less than 5% of marketers that come our way. Most of the applications we get come from people who are currently thriving at another agency.

Commission Payouts.

Because advertising is sales, we reward our copywriters and media buyers with commissions. The more they sell (for you!), the more they make…with no limits.

Do you think this makes them motivated to work hard? You bet it does!

Bringing It All Together..

At Calvin & Hodges, we’ve got something good going on. You’ll find our marketers happily working overtime brainstorming, scheming, and trying to beat the pulp out of someone else’s best ad.

What we’ve got is a group of excellent people trying their very best to scale each account to the moon — and the excitement is exhilarating.

The owner of a Google Premier Partner agency in Texas recently told us, “Dude, if I didn’t own my own firm, I’d join y’all in a heartbeat.” By the way, that’s how a lot of people in Texas seem to talk.

How Have Our Clients Done?

We wish we could say we hit home runs every time, but honestly, that wouldn’t be true.

For the most part, though, our clients have done quite well. Here are eight recent examples:

1 – A Real Estate Investing Training Course:

In less than one year of advertising for them, they became the 33rd fastest growing company in the online education space.

We were able to hit their internal goal of 100k customers, and are now about to double that goal.

2 – An Online Coding Bootcamp:

This was a tough one that took A LOT of work. Here, the business wanted to double revenue within 1 year (they were already making 8 figures)… while remaining profitable.

Well, guess what? We more than doubled their revenue in year 1, and then doubled it again in year two.

And then they were acquired. For a LOT of money.

3 – An Hourly Coworking Space in California:

Our first attempt was so bad, we never got a second chance. But we took it on the chin in accordance with our risk-free agreement. Can’t win ‘em all. (By the way, we also referred them to someone else we thought would be a good fit).

4 – A Financial Advisory Service:

We ran millions of advertising dollars on YouTube, Discovery and Display ads with a 50% profit margin for over two years.

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve definitely seen this brand on the internet.

5 – An Automotive Dealer Collective:

Our ads generated 15-20% monthly sales growth, and 120% yearly growth.

We were the first dealer in the market to adopt YouTube Ads, and saw 40% sales increases on SUV’s as a result.

6 – A Hot Silicon Valley B2B SaaS Startup:

We took over this account from one of top ranked agencies in the US. In the first month, we doubled leads, and cut cost per lead in half…with the same budget.

And at the end of year 1, as we were looking at revenue results…this is what we found: Of all the google leads that closed, 34% of them came from YouTube ads. For B2B Saas.

You know what the previous agency said about YouTube ads for B2B? That it couldn’t be done…not even for lead gen. Well, so much for that.

7 – A Premium Adult Incontinence Brand:

Our advertising helped play a part in their “Cinderella” success story.

When we first began working with them three years ago, their website sales were less than $10,000 per month. And they only spent $1,000 from Google Ads.

Since then, sales have increased, and they now earn over $125,000 per month — that’s more than 10x growth!

On top of that, Google ads now represents more than half of their online sales.

8 – A Mortgage Comparison Company in Switzerland:

This is a new client, and our ads are still in the early stages. But the results look promising. Here they are:

In the first month after taking over, the percentage of qualified leads has doubled, the cost per qualified lead has cut in half, and we’re spending twice as much.

By our math, that’s 8x more qualified leads than they were getting before!

It is a long sales cycle, though, so we need some time to make sure those deals turn into cold hard cash.

What Should You Do If You’re Interested?

If you’re interested in working with us, schedule a strategy call by picking a time below.

Make sure you share any background information on your product/service and your current campaign results. Put all of that in the ‘notes’ section.

We’ll look it over and let you know if we think we can beat it by 10%.

To give you an idea of our confidence — on average, we’re able to beat about 19 of every 20 campaigns that come our way.

We know it sounds bold… but then again, we are backing it up with our own money…So you truly do have a risk-free opportunity here.

To get started, just schedule a time below. We’ll take it from there!

P.S. –

Your inquiry will be kept completely confidential…we know this is serious stuff

P.P.S. –

If you’re on the fence, just book the call. We expect a massive response to this offer.

I mean, seriously, who actually offers to give you money out of their own pocket if they don’t make you wads of cash… and therefore we probably can’t keep this page up for long…

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